No, you’re just being a pedantic assburger. We know what your personal opinion is on the subject. You’ve made it clear.

And you apparently understand very little that putting things together does not automatically make them bad.

Why don’t eat a handful of of those fancy organic, all natural apricot seeds and come back to me again with this “naturally occurring” bullshit.

Oh no, how evil of them. Adding stuff to give it nutritional value?! How dare they. It’s just so immoral and impure!

No, the ridiculous part is that you seem to believe that having ingredients is somehow evil, and that you got some weird ass “purity” complex with meat. If you think meat doesn’t have water, salt, oil, protein, vitamins, and minerals in it, I don’t know what to tell you.

They do know that Deadpool is not straight, right?

Here is the list for impossible burgers-

Impossible Burger

More salt, but less cholesterol.  Kind of depends on what your dietary needs are, I guess.

Definitely glad I got married in an Olive Garden.

I mean, Mariah Carrey and Whitney Houston’s intertwined destiny gave us “When you Believe”from The Prince of Egypt soundtrack, so I’ll take that as a win.

Somehow, I feel like someone rifling through my leftovers like a rabid raccoon is actually WORSE than finding someone digging through my underwear drawer.

They need more workers for their plantations.

These are two completely different things. These are Surface Firmware Updates. The other article is Windows 10 OS Updates.  Maybe you should actually read the articles before you go on your self-important rants?

[Still Whispering]

Sure, but how many of those books have pictures of cats?

“Hello, neighbor. Would you like to taste a sample of my salted meat log?”

I think you overestimate the competency and availability of temp agencies.

You know it’s bad when I’d prefer to sit in a plastic folding chair.

You can put off politics for a couple of days

Sure, but which ones vote?