KatScratchFever
KatScratchFever
KatScratchFever

I would hope so. His wife, Rita Wilson, seems like a stand-up woman, and I can clearly envision her giving him an awful time for playing a character with a horribly inappropriately younger female partner, not out of jealousy but because it’s fucking SAD. Dude is a superstar...I can’t imagine he has no say.

You’re still plenty desirable! Just not to the kind of fuckwits who would holler at you on the street or hit on you in a bar. Important distinction to remember. :) Who wants to date a 55 year old who is only sexually interested in women under 30? Nobody worthwhile.

That’s the important part of that sentence: “ADULTS”. I occasionally look back fondly on the things I liked in childhood, but I’m an adult who will not be spending my adult money on toys, movies about toys, movies about cartoons, t-shirts with retro cartoon characters on them... Now, a weekend at the coast or a

Sometimes my partner spends an hour+ writing elaborate "to do" lists and I'm all like "ehrm, so yeah, about you not having enough time to get things done..." He is a master of procrastination dressed up like productivity.

I totally feel you right now, and you are NOT ALONE! This month I was already pushed to the MAX (working avg 12-14hr days to meet my freelance deadlines on multiple jobs) and then one of my parents ended up with a life-threatening trip to the hospital and I flew across country to spend 10 days there supporting the

OH MY GOD I NEVER REALIZED THIS UNTIL NOW. He is 10000x creepier than ever because of this revelation. EW.

I love my cat, but his paws are not allowed on or anywhere near human eating places. Ick ick ick. BUT, I have seen a dog literally eat shit another dog was pooping out (on more than one occasion, as 0nce upon a time I worked at a dog daycare) and that is something a cat would never do. NEVER.

Something I read once that has helped me was about what to do when someone tells a racist joke. Just look at them, stone faced, and say "Wait...I don't get it?" And force them to explain, in detail, why their horrible racist stereotypes are so funny. When they are explaining, you continue to look confused, and add

I used to watch C-Span before work every morning, because the early hours call-in shows were the best. There's usually some pretty decent political discourse, but oh boy, the senior citizens calling in yelling about stuff or being hung-up on for inappropriate language was not to be missed.

Boi-1da? FKA Twigs? I am getting too old to understand.

This was just posted on Gawker on Friday. Are you folks so desperate for page views that you're now regurgitating your own only days old regurgitated stories from other regurgitated "news" blog/websites? I haz a sad for you.

I was always "meh" at Steve Carrell. But Steve Carrell with glasses and a beard awoke some heretofore unknown beast within me.

I feel strongly that they begged Walken to take this roll because they knew, otherwise, nobody would watch it for any reason. He's the only reason I have paid attention to anything about this production.

I don't usually care when "celebrities" pass, but I don't know if I am going to make it through my day without shedding at least a tear or two for Tom.

I have to go with number two since I assume it's not the driver's fault or even within his purview to control surge prices OR even mention them when he arrives, since supposedly you agreed to cost beforehand. It'd be nice if people could learn to be better at taking responsibility for their mistakes instead of

I'm sorry, but you just don't go from not abusing your partner in any form whatsoever to cold-cocking them in the FACE so hard that they are unconscious for several loooong minutes. "One-time event" my ass.

I like that the articles on Conservapedia sound like they were written by a high school senior for an essay assignment, and those on Wikipedia sound like they were written by someone who actually specializes in the topic being covered. Case in point: "Racism" entries on both sites.

I personally choose to recycle and reduce my carbon footprint because JESUS IS A MOTHERFUCKER.

It's what was for dinner last night!