@LutherNipperkin: I love them so much I almost want to eat so many I give myself Diabetes!!! Now when will they ever make a dark chocolate version!?!

If birthday cake makes it to the final four, I'll scream. RECOUNT!!!

@laurasaurus: Yeah, I read that after I posted. So bizarre to me, but then again, who says a gay man can't have opinions that are vehemently misogynistic? For me to say, "that makes no sense!" is basically me making generalizations about what opinions gay folk are allowed to have, which is almost as bad as everything…

@KLondike5: I refuse to buy anything I can't throw at someone or accidentally drop off the side of a building during rooftop parties. Mega-klutzes like me should be hired for electronics durability testing!

@CherriSpryte: As an AU Alum, the first thing I thought is that this guy better start running because if the GLBTA & feminist students and groups on campus are as awesome as they were when I was there, he's gonna have a big mess on his hands. Were I still there (I used to run a student media outlet with an office…

@JulieSunday: But you know what I think? I think if two things happened in this world - people felt more comfortable talking about their sexual needs and fetishes and then couples actually talked about them for real, there'd be a lot less of this cheating BS happening.

@take it as red: From one hot, bespectacled book-lover to another, I can say that I look forward to the day when we finally get our sexy come-uppance. :)

@beautilation: I know, and here I thought we were finally reaching a day and age where people would care about my impressive list of skills and awesome personality before they gave two shits about the tattoos on my hands. Welcome back, 1950!

@PrincessOfPower: Much like the swastika symbol they co-opted as well.

@curiousgeorgiana: Agreed. I would rather have the European option of having a three hour break in the middle of the day - I could ride my bike home to the YMCA (I live about a 20 min. bike ride from work), work out for an hour, shower, eat something and be back at work at the end of the 3 hours and work until 8 or…

@NefariousNewt: She gives me hope that as I continue to age gracefully, sans fillers and lifters, I can still make young men tight in the pants in thirty years.

@Schrodinger's Cat: I think I might be in love with this girl.

@Rare Affinity: I love myself so much I look forward to potentially spending the rest of my life alone...

@feelingHELLAstabby: Totally. I liked the idea of their relationship for all those same stupid reasons I kept dating guys just like Jesse...because deep down you think that there is some humanoid part of them, capable of growing the fuck up a little, making a modicum of a commitment to you, and showing signs of…

@fluxus flucker: Ungh, I know. It's like, we take one step forward and some nit wit like her (who gets interviewed in magazines) takes us 50 years back.