Monaco + Indy 500 + Coca-Cola 600 = Least productive day of the year.

The hard part is keeping his wife from finding out that they're in an open relationship. Everything else is easy.

agree. I know people who "opened" their relationships or started with that premise. Didn't really work. I'm sure it can work for some folks, just not most. Also, who the hell has time? Between work, hobbies, friends, and watching sports, who the hell has time to manage a separate fuck life? Unless you work in the same…

Very tough question.

In early 2007, this announcement was released...
"...(Milka) Duno will drive the No. 23 CITGO Racing/SAMAX Motorsport Dallara/Honda/Firestone in ten IndyCar Series events this season..."

ooof.

Cole Trickle's "open wheel" team from Days Of Thunder. The team owner was also selling stolen yacths and was using Cole's name to promote the sales.

USF1

Sarah is my hands down, most favourite, worship-worthy clone.

I remember downloading "For the love of the game" back in the late 90's, watching it on my computer in my dorm room and just weeping at the end. I know it's not discussed much, but I think it's probably one of the best 5 sports movies.

They weren't telling you to slow down at the end, they were worshiping your need for speed!

It was commissioned by the guy who was literally Hitler.

We need to come up with a term like 'butter face' for otherwise cool cars that are saddled with automatic transmissions, you know one that calls out that singular negative but perhaps not so misogynistic. I'll expect that you are getting right on that, m'kay?

Damn, who pissed in your cornflakes?

Call me crazy, but the only thing I take away from this is: poor cat. Why did the father even let the cat near his 7 month old baby? More like shitty parenting. Not to mention, there are proper ways to discipline a cat, which do not include kicking it hard in the back. For a cat to lose it like that, I can assure you…

...as they gently lay the car back down again on its roof.

They already fell in a hole, and buried under dirt and concrete rubble, why is everyone worried about damaging (completely replaceable) suspension components of a museum car that will never be driven anyways?

I honestly don't see the problem here. You don't deserve to play if you can't handle softball questions.

What is predicted when your cat is licking his scrotum? Because we're in for a LOT of that.

A standard tape measure is also useful for both general toolbox tasks as well as measuring your damn inseam so you don't buy pants that are 8 inches too long...