The original Wii was mostly sold on the basis of the motion control gimmick. Families bought it the way they would buy a Twister board for the kids, and let it gather dust the same way.

You don't understand, that'd be like funding cinematic terrorism. What's to stop him from threatening to make a movie again the next year?

My only consolation is that this might inspire Tommy Wiseau to fund the drama of his dreams through crowd-funding. I will back that in a heartbeat.

It always irritated me that people firmly ignore his anti-war stance, which about as strong on as he did on race relations. As with most great men, people have kind of selective hearing.

The Godfather's pizza where I played Altered Beast had a terrible sound set up, so the game always started with Zeus yelling, "Wise fwom the Gwabe" like it was coming out of a HAM radio in the next room.

The last Madden I played was around 2007, and after a few minutes trying to work through the limited tutorials with a friends help I found myself saying, "I guess I only thought I understood football."

That's a great response, which I may borrow in future:

If ghosts are real, that would suggest that one day Nicholas Cage will be haunting someone. That would be kind of amazing.

I want to give those bunnies a carrot.

I had the same issue with Scurvy Scallywags. Even set up correctly, it still failed to sync, so I just gave up. With PvZ 2 I resigned myself to having an iPhone game and a iPad game.

I recoil from this concept as though defending myself from a rabid dog.

I did a double-take on that statement. Arkane, seriously, someone beat you to the punch on that one. Kind of a lot, and repeatedly, and with a trophy case full of praise for it.

I think there's always been a market for this, it's just that publishers don't find it interesting, it's not a silver bullet for profit, so it doesn't even register as meaningful.

My problem with both LibreOffice and Open Office is that their review features lack a weird little thing: When you highlight a passage and leave a note for someone, it doesn't show the beginning and end point of what you've highlighted, it only shows one point. If someone knows how to fix that, I'd love to know.

The Typing of the Dead taught me to touch type. The drills and tutorials were amazing at teaching you where each finger should go and how to bash it into your muscle memory.

I didn't need someone to put the concept of Michael Ironside purring into my imagination. Not cool.

This is a total rip off of Once Upon a Time and Grimm!

Fun Fact: The American edition of My Neighbor Totoro had to remove multiple scenes where the tree spirits relaxed while enjoying hand-rolled cigarettes.

Shouldn't there be a comma before bitch near the end there?

All my Saint Row characters end up ugly by accident. I feel like I get them perfect in the editor, and once they're walking around they're just hideous.