FREE COFFEE ON SUNDAY AT WAWA MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!

I checked in with the pile of human shit this week and it too is getting ready for Sunday

Thanks to this site, the first thing I think of whenever I hear the word “Philly” is Samer’s story about tossing a football in an alley and having the ball land in a pile of human shit.

According to Trump it’s Chicago by a Magnificent Mile.

This picture was my favorite thing of 2017:

I’ll leave that to Kayla. They seem perfect for each other.

Someone was kind enough to upload a clip of that to youtube:

I rewound that three times on first airing, it gave me so much joy:

He was fantastic on Justified, as Art realized.

Yeah, I feel like way more and way less of a failure today all at once. I’m 42. I’ve never been a head coach of anything. I’ve also never had millions of people glad I lost my job.

Holy shit he’s only 40?

McAduly noted

You blew a once in a lifetime headline.

Captain Morgan the damn thing.

By way of comparison, NBC only let one employee go today.

Had this convo on twitter earlier.

I tutored Tyler Eifert in college and he was without a doubt the dumbest person I tutored in the 3 years I did. He is showing his grasp on history and global politics is no stronger than his grasp on pre-calculus ever was.

Screw you, Redford! I will continue to use Pat Tillman as I patriotically rock out to Springsteen’s “Born in the USA!”