Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

If this was actually the result of a conversation about the header image, I’ll be super impressed.

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

Need a wedding ring on that finger to complete the “look.”

While she’s entitled to her opinion, it’s safe to say I don’t see eye to eyes with Miss Sanders.

I’ve never ridden a subway in NYC, so I don’t know how common this is. But putting your bare feet on one of those seats has to be gross right? Seems gross.

I FUCKING HATE BEING A DOLPHINS FAN

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

Lord help us if the roles were reversed. They would have had to scrape Milbury off the broadcast booth ceiling.

Japanese guy wins a race and this guy clutches his Pearl Harbors.

Yeah, but in the foot fettish world, they have to have things like “chubby foot chasers”, right? So, maybe, that’s like his meta-fettish?

“Don’t mind if I do....”

I used to be a pitcher, then I took a line drive to the knee. And another one to the wrist.

Yup. Milbury would probably sprain something if Krug or Pasternak tried this.

That’s a long-winded way of saying black.

Breaking News: Mike Milbury is an asshole.

I was thinking those must have been 29 dog years.

PEOTUS beat ‘em to it:

And the Eagles wish a Happy New Year to all their enemies at the Inquirer who lost so badly they don’t know what to do. Love!

It’s understandable. Having a civilized discussion in any Philadelphia sports venue is grounds for dismissal. At the very least they should’ve been yelling, but proper Philly fan behavior is throwing things.