The punishment is fair, if you ask me. I wore a similar outfit recently, and got told to “please stop vaping,” and “remain at least 500 yards away from the elementary school.”

Nah the Eagles haven’t lost yet. Then you have the most Philly thing ever

Sometimes Philly fans throw shit at Santa. Sometimes they throw shit at Trump and/or Trump proxies. You win some, you lose some.

This is the most Philadelphia moment ever: the Eagles, uncool white guys, troubling political views, Amoroso rolls.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

Go Fuck Yourself

Can the “Why your team sucks” be updated?
This season is going to be a shit show

Paul Bettany fucking sucks at diving, but he was good as the Robot Boy in Avengers 2: the Avengening.

That’s one of my earlier memories also. And I’m sure I was super pissed if it preempted WKRP in Cincinatti. Still one of the greatest shows ever!

Same age. You don’t remember OJ?

With diminishing returns on all the Danadrol, HGH, and testosterone he’s been taking to extend his career, a desperate Bartolo Colon turned to the one PED he hasn’t yet tried, Uranium-238.

To be alive at 80? What the fuck do you think

Very glad this is over and we don’t have to hear about the story anymore. Glad that Kane has been cleared legally (I’m not going to presume to know what happened that night, so that’s the only thing he can be cleared of).
The downside is all the dumbass bros who claim to be Hawks fans who are using this opportunity to…

“Like a good neighbor, state farm is there.”

- Stalin, to the Ukrainians

The real question is how much popcorn.

Bet it would make make bitchin’ popcorn!