Nice.

Getting hit by The Cars was right there! C’mon!

“He can deflate my balls”

As a former long resident of Philly, I submit The Reel for your enjoyment.

Yes...it was is arm...that’s exactly correct

The intensity of the light coming from the strike could very well have been enough to fuck up the sensor in the camera for that fraction of a second. That sensor has to take in color, light, and scenery detail all in one go, but much like your actual eyes, it can’t do all those things at once all the time when a…

I guess God’s been trying to sweep up a few more old rich white men.

The true Montezuma’s Revenge

It was on that day that they switched from hard to soft shell for safety purposes.

Some of us prefer the smooth, creamy variety over chunky.

He’s got pedi money. Has he tried that? That’s a doctor-free visit right there.

LOL enforcing “obscenity laws”. There are safe harbor hours for a reason, from 10pm to 5am you’re allowed more leniency to say the Seven Deadly Words and not face any repercussions.

Him and Chris Hardwick were Nerdist buddies, looks like they have more than baseball they can talk about now.

This was very tedious. Thank you.

Well if the officer just listened to Masai then he wouldn’t have gotten concussed. It’s just that simple.

Nagy’s jut trying to avoid a situation in which Drew writes about the double-doink after this year’s Why Your Team Sucks. Lest we forget that Blair Walsh Missed the Kick.

Time for lunch. The grill is hot. This is possibly the biggest tomahawk ribeye I’ve ever seen.

[In Philly accent re: any other non-white athlete] He’s a classless thug, no class. He who lacks class or classiness.

I’ve actively stayed away from Barstool not because I’m a Deadpan fanboy (which I unrepentantly am), but because everyone I know who has posted from their site or I’ve been in earshot of in a public place has zero personality and critical thought. It’s a site that promotes knuckle dragging and Natty Ice as its chief…

In awe at the size of this lad. The absolute unit!