Every time they reanimate this French Canadian gargoyle, something weirder happens. The Bruins just need to keep him petrified after this season.

Jesus Christ you know America has reached sacking stage when cooler companies are now the targets of ill-informed outrage.

Expect the coconut oil formation to be premiered during the 7th inning stretch

[clicks on article for headline and comments, not disappointed]

This was the lawsuit by one public figure fucking another public figure that I was truly looking forward to. Now I have to settle for David Dennison.

I would say this is part of “The Process” but I would guess most Trump administration fans are not avid NBA people.

Is Chipper the one who would pee on his teammates’ feet in the locker room shower? I feel like nuanced is the kind of trait to expect from someone who would do this.

It’s why I still wear a full cage. I like my face and chiclets exactly where they are.

There Was An Eagles Tailgate

Well as a consolation prize, this is pretty much what history tells us the final days of Rome looked like before the fall.

Good to see that Randy Marsh is doing well!

Great TB 12 is going to get sunburned

These fans, they weren’t always nice to me either, it toughened me up…We got shut out in the playoffs one year by the 49ers. I turned on the local radio station here and they said “If Jon Gruden’s IQ were one point less, he’d be a plant.” And everybody in Philadelphia agreed with the guy. They ran me out of here, man.

He really shaded the fuck out of himself with that one.

Fuck him and the horse he rode in on

No one is going to comment on the fact that he’s only 40 and he looks like he came out of a Mike Judge cartoon?

He’s like a young Kenny Rogers. Expect him to open a rotisserie chicken joint with his earnings.

Jon’s been a little down since his life partner David Ross left.

We truly live in Idiocracy times.