Good riddance! Don't let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.

Don't worry. The Southern Strategy started that decades ago.

Thank you Jesus!

A reuben:

Fuckin’ amateur. Trump would have drilled the kid in the head and called it a first down.

Need good attorneys? The McKenzies are on the job!

Kine/Kind Bud is not on this list either and that’s a crime.

Living in Philly, baseball is already pushed out of the mind because the Phillies are going to be the worst team in the league. Any sort of dust they can kick up....

Second

When I'm responsible for providing footballs for my games, sometimes I gotta pee. Other times I gotta let the air out of them a bit. Sometimes I syringe some pee into the balls.

Leave it to us in Philly to lead the charge of fatasses. The other side of the state puts french fries in their signature sandwich though so that should count for something.

Nemo's...now serving calamari in a light brown sauce

Well then...

24 years of eyebrow evolution

Mein Gott im Himmel

At least with the Vegas team the coke and whores would be out in the open.

At least Jordan had the common decency to shill his number to a fast food company like a true American.

Then there the many of us who watch Guy Fieri because is a slow Friday night with a few beers, which makes it more hilarious to actively hate him. My friends and I play a game to guess how many takes it took to do a single scene because Guy can't stop groping the women or obviously staring at their tits.