I was a little disappointed when no one in this crap ass band had dreadlocks, but a name like Nasri just restored my faith in their reality.

I don't think Paul Harvey could have made that sound any more charming. Vin just needs a catchphrase now.

It's good to see that Jack Daniel's and Scott Weiland have teamed up for something artistic again.

Old men talk about the glory days of outdoor winter Super Bowls.

Keep going to Wrigley for those games. Busch Stadium is just a nightmare for Cubs fans.

Why you shouldn't fight with Patrick Roy

He's probably a LAX brah from the Main Line. This is their version of tapping toes in a public place.

I live in West Chester so 202 should just be a de facto mention to the Schuylkill. Lanesplitters already recognize the need anyway. haha

I'm from Chicago and I'd rather do the Dan Ryan every day than the Schuylkill

Can the Schuylkill Expressway get an honorable mention? That road is one of the worst highways in all of the I-95 corridor let alone America. It goes without saying how the conditions are because it is a Pennsylvania road.

It's the Minnesota Knight's Who Say Ni

It's probably to keep him from touching himself on camera. What would you do on camera if you were 3/4 exposed to the masses?

Mountain Dew is meth for when you run out of meth.

In certain parts of Pennsylvania and the Mid-Atlantic, it's:

My nosebleeds trying to pronounce Icelandic words so I can understand trying to read it in a moving vehicle.

I'm nominating her fer the Darwin Woo Girl Award. She. Shouldn't. Be. Alive. Evolution has been trumped.

Dear Lisa,

I ride SEPTA here in the Philly area. The regional rail is nice for getting from city to suburb, but it is consistently delayed and quite expensive (4 zones with a one-way trip of $8.00 if in the farthest zone). There's only two subway lines that run north to south and east to west so you're boned if you happen to…

I'm also 24 so I'm apparently the .10%

George S. Halas. Coach and founder of Da Bearsss