Nah, that's just called being from the corn-fed prairie states.

He must be packing some heat, she doesn't seem comfortable in any way with it.

Someone should tell bros that not everything requires a vigorous round of high fives.

He failed the O.J. Simpson School of "If I Did It".

This only confirms he's just a giant toddler.

Thank god it was his evil twin Brandon. Bryan Bickell is far better at not being plowed by the largest man in hockey.

Between him and Harley Morenstein from Epic Meal Time, Vine is quickly becoming my favorite thing.

MAF is auditioning for the Zoolander remake.

That's because Wehrner von Braun decided to stop working for the Nazis...

The kickball league is fine. The cutoff jorts on the other hand are a crime that should be punishable by death.

There are 2 Waffle Houses in Lancaster County. Even the Amish want their hashbrowns smothered and covered.

Shhh! That's my SPECTRE alias!

I get Crane, Krane, Kraine...It's spelled Crain

Alternative photo essay title: The Descent into Madness

Not all of us from Chicago have Eastern European names. Some of us just have Scottish names that no one can spell right.

"What is Johnny Oduya...I would"

Jaromir Jagr Traded To Bruins

Do I smell a diplomacy six-peat?