Look everyone its blind freestyle rapper Blind Fury!

SD's Swish Alps.

San Diego: where tossing salad is more legal than tossing a football

Am I the only boring nerd who thought he was just poorly ripping off Jim Brewer's T-Rex/Godzilla impression on SNL? He does the darting eyes and everything. FEH.

Melodica Jurassic Park Theme goes well with this

Teamwork!!!

I did not make this

Just a couple of old bros high fiving in the student section.

Oh yeah, almost forgot. This joke misses the mark so bad that as a white man living in the South I am actually sort of offended. You lose one point.

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

and three consecutive words spelled correctly.

No way that shirt was the work of a 'Bama fan, it has sleeves.

Don't tell my dealer I'm on PayPal! — @SteveFrancis

Tom Barrasso's ex wife is named Twitter?

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

Martin had every opportunity to complain to the face of his alleged tormentors, but instead chose to play for nearly two years before complaining only in the media from behind his lawyer. You can't have it both ways. Incognito hit the nail on the head - total half-nagger.

0.33 - The "come on Buddy" KGB guy is Other Barry's volleyball partner.

In an effort to quantify just how much effort they put into this promo, here's a list of references that I noticed in the video: