Who's the potential cont bumping Ron? Russ Mantooth?

Forget about the Steelers.

Go Bucco Bruces and / or Raider Rushers!

Go Bears!

Pretend to die and make this kid a ward of the Kardashians like in Diff'rent Strokes if you can't better manage expectations.

Why is Mike Tomlin wearing a weave?

You magic underwear wearing sailor! Hopefully you drink too as jack mormons are the best.

Aren't they a little short for Houston stormtroopers?

Zygi has that look he's building on top of an Indian burial ground and he's too lazy to move the bodies.

But half of #4 is HIV positive.

Claxton the Klaxon.

All men pay and changing the oil in her minivan is an infinitesimal part of that payment.

Fuck Charlie Brown with a spiked dildo.

I hear you. Isn't Mike and Ike's licorice anyway?

"Best Wishes" implies Peyton test drove your Buick.

I hate Skittles. Remember when they came out and being excited about new candy. Such a let down.

This answers his grandma's question why the headphones weren't stolen.

Brant's just lucky he didn't brandish the skittles.

Disable Mormon mode.