On the bright side, the fight and the Big House's one tunnel has reminded Todd Blackledge of gladiators.

You've just described a Subban.

Poor lady or the Hamburglar?

Z's pulse never went above 85 beats per minute. Get well soon, Brian.

Could have been worse. Flacco or Dallas Clark would have been subject to the knockout game.

Over under on yards for Adrian Peterson?

RIP, Wayne. Lions never had it so good with you.

Was worried it was egg and butter pie. Literacy FTW.

campbell's classic green bean casserole recipe but with canned green beans and double the french fried onions.

Running the wildcat is embarrassing but not shilling mighty wings? Shut up and collect your paycheck.

Does everyone get him shilling Super Beta Prostate or is it just the DC area?

Luckily he didn't have far to fall.

I'm shocked since Hoosiers are okay with Interstate 69.

I would have rather witnessed two ties on the same day. Thanks, Tony Carter.

It still is prostate awareness month.

Tootles losing his marbles is no longer cute.

Statesboro Blues indeed.