I'd like to see Wong steal home now to end the game. Has that ever happened in the World Series?

I give you Jason Tarver in his natural state. Can't blame him for going more macho.

Rizzi later admitted it was Barzini all along.

My money is on Tooz and whatever predated crack whores.

RIP, John Matuszak.

Much like Mortensen and his baked beans, Dez had a second helping of something today.

Greg Oden dick joke?

Goodnight, sweet prince;
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest.

I'd like to see Jayson paired with Tebow.

I want to be that happy.

I'll have whatever drugs Michael is having.

So envious of the Big XII. I went to Navy so I cried when Notre Dame fired Charlie.

Old Ball Coach would be proud.

They do. Majority of the time my kids come out of the ballroom early to notify me that someone had baked fresh brownies in there. I tell them to go wash their hands and then move their food to a separate table away from me and whoever else from our party who didn't enter the ballroom.

Good for her. I didn't know this category was a thing, but Alabama is known for pageants.

Mine haven't yet, but kids in general shit in the ballroom. IKEA has it worse since their kids are literally ticking time bombs percolating full of swedish meatballs, kalles kaviar spread, and lingonberries. In attempt to prevent a Tampa Bay locker room situation, IKEA puts a 30 minute time limit on the little…

Fuck him. There's an IKEA in Charlotte and half the fun is going there to eat bizarre swedish food and have one of your kids shit in the ballroom.

Thank you for the recipe. I ordered my daughter to make this and I ate an apple. Delicious!

Jane Lynch really needs to get off the Cam Neely diet.

Opening concourse windows is neat, but Astroglide still has dibs on the naming rights.