Sea-Tac TSA was going to let Bill go, but then he referred to his bullets as supersonics.

Otto my ass.

Assuming everyone on the internet is a he reminded me of someone.

Try '85 with the Yale rugby shirt. I hated those things.

Sabres have gone from the French Connection to doing the French Mistake.

Don't fuck with Peter McNab.

Friday night's a great night for football.

No way. He faked the first one.

Happy GLAAD Spirit Day, cowboy.

Guess it makes sense if you read the book.

Less offensive than the original.

It's circumcised. Sandy Koufax homage perhaps?

Creepy but not Shining Creepy.

Just partially fucking with you guys. Made sense to put the Florida teams in the Atlantic for all the snow birds. Gary will expand before moving teams around.

Can't wait for these guys to move to Quebec and Tampa shifts to the Central Division.

I want Ron Burgundy II to be funny. Regardless, we'll always have Night at the Roxbury.

Or you have the other end of the spectrum where you both hyphenate your last names and are shocked 20 years, 30 lbs, and two kids later when he finally comes out of the closet.

For me it was the third season of Eastbound and Down when he drug out the car salesman character. Unwatchable.

Dan and AP can tell you it ain't easy being white or brown.

Dr Death has decided to walk to NYC to raise awareness.