Bill Belichick has signed the guy who ended up catching Ray.

Creamsicles!!!

I'm holding out for the Frank Gifford branded amyl nitrite.

I'm getting some crazy Margot Kidder vibes.

Dry ain't Craig's natural environment.

Who likes short shorts?

11 inches in length but how much girth we talking about, Reuben?

Say what you want, but the guy is motivational. Rambling wreck!

Toní did turn into a pumpkin after the sun went down.

Good for her. Can we raise money for her legal defense / boob job fund?

Unbeknownst to Johnny and his two positions, Joanne liked taking it in the Bushkin.

It was actually Ndamukong Suh mistaking them for the Cornhusker band.

Is Arnold Worldwide responsible for replacing Kurt Russell with Arnold in the new Tango and Cash sequel?

In the parlance of our times, y'know?

Meh.

Hard to blame Pete for all the shitty front office decisions and Pronger losing his marbles.

Correct term for the knife is yinzer shucker.

Epic Beard Man?

Lennay was sure watching over Oakland this weekend.