i love that barry never fucked up a flight, but the tattoo....

it’s called a power bottom you dipshit!!

what’s the over/under on him being an under

and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives! you don’t want the truth, because deep down in places you don’t talk about at parties, you want me on that roll. you need me on that roll!

this is my new one. i wrote the lyrics over 25 years ago and never used them so let’s see if they hold up :-|

philly dilly

i have no idea why this made me laugh as hard as it did, but it did. +1

yeah - cause the same thing happened to my sister. it was up to the states to raise it from 84-86 (i think) or risk losing fed highway funding or some bullshit like that

he would’ve been grandfathered in because the law changed from 18 to 21 in 84 (i think)

you figured he would’ve switched to red red wine for that one

why do i feel like going clubbing all of a sudden

bjorn borg retired at 26 and had won 11 grand slams. if you dip into history most were under 30. 

when he went to the sideline, belichick screamed at him saying, ‘get your head out of the game!’

The Vandal Bonfire is a long-standing tradition in Van ISD that dates back to the 1940s.

It tastes like every mistake you’ve ever made

it’s like they’re trying to escape from his mouth

it’s like getting an email from my grandma, all caps

in large part due to the scotty cameron putter and a smoother swing.

128 US ounces