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this is an amazing piece but holy shit this a great line: Read more
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OMAHA! Read more
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please tell me this is for real, because HOLY SHIT Read more
they should probably start the layoffs with their fucking HR department, because they sound hideous. Read more
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he only did it because adam lowry’s stupid mom forgot to bring the orange slices....AGAIN Read more