true story: i have a friend that does a gallon milk challenge. basically it’s an open invitation to anyone that thinks they can drink a gallon of milk in 30 minutes. 2 caveats: 1 - he has to record your attempt. 2 - if you fail (which you will) you have to eat a giant tablespoon of mayonnaise after you puke (which you…

third verse coming tomorrow

jesus.christ.

you are an ass. what’s next? you gonna do the hokey pokey?

is this different from head, shoulders, knees and toes disease?

i wish that camera guy in the photo was a cannon man

sly was prince before prince was prince

this is a new one i wrote last night at 2am :-|

did he say, ‘my country came from cuba’?

i think it’s the swiss miss in me

we prefer to be called neutral, thank you very much

i think i’m gonna switch my service to metro pcs

counterpoint

yeah i’m poopin them

that’s a clown comment, bro

at least you were at ‘national’ championships big shot

well oorah?