i’m not arguing he may be old for the sport that he plays. but to call a 32 year old an old man is fucking batshit crazy

he’s 32 you fuckin jerk!

jesus. +1

oh fuck off!

add some garlic powder and balsamic vinegar and you’re gold. 

my go-to cliche is ‘once you’re a pickle you can never be a cucumber again’

you know he’ll fly to miami

yeah, it’s called ‘fuck you money’

with a maga hat on the locker shelf

my new one - slippin

i was in new orleans for a double bachelor party and we went to felix’s and i think i ate 2 dozen. then we left and walked across the street and went to acme and i had 3 or 4 dozen. i could not have been happier.

he’s an asshole!!! and i’ll burn that fucking place down!

you’re single by choice!!

from @MorphineDrip

don’t ever stop being you, chid

yes

master race is the name of his blog that he writes out of said basement.

dear eric demoulin:

the finishing 9th lineup