you guys should do an ask iris segment (like the deadspin staff chat) and craig can handle the responses. gotta be better than silverman. 

oh that’s all good. i would assume it’s weighted different because the practice squad guys are making (at least at the time) like 60-90k a year.

bravo!

question (cause i don’t know) - are practice squad guys eligible for pension? i had a friend that was on seattle’s practice squad for a year, and have two friends (one current nfl and one former) that have hit pension status. Not sure how it works for guys that don’t make the roster. 

of course not, but suggesting he was a player when he was essentially a tackling dummy that got waived from being a tackling dummy is pretty misleading. 

Underwood was signed as an undrafted free agent by the San Diego Chargers. On August 30, 2014, he was waived. On September 3, 2014, Underwood was signed to the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice squad. On September 9, 2014, he was released from practice squad.^{[citation needed]}

try not to sprain your arm patting yourself on the back, burke!

that’s fuckin bananas

DIPLOMATIC COMMUNITY

gotta love ms. pacman in the video, calling her guy by his god given name....her name must be lilith. 

no wonder it died. how could it breath when its lower teeth blocked the nostrils

hey guys - i was hoping this would be an okay venue to drop this (Samer let me know if this isn’t cool) - I started a SoundCloud for some music I’ve written and would love some feedback:

that’s fine police work, lou

she goes into the bathroom with a bag she felt to be important. she leaves the bathroom with no bag. no, that’s not suspicious at all.

BONG BONG

what an asshole!!

get rich or fry tryin

maybe while he’s visiting he can play the fuckin’ u.s. open.

i was half awake when i saw this and thought they hired dwayne johnson