where does ‘asshole’ fit in?

here’s an idea - record the interview process

i used to have this argument with friends when steve nash played for the suns. everyone was like, ‘look how small he is.’ i said, ‘if he walked in this bar right now he’d be the tallest mofo in here.’ it’s all about context.....and lighting.

i would’ve called the cops for them playing a fivesome

it really doesn’t matter - even if he fired the gun he’d miss wide right

but did you jerk off to magnolia?

tufts, huh?

dammit!

he’s a nuclear physicist from oak ridge, tn. she’s a former go-go dancer from brooklyn, ny

what is a quince

you know gisele doesn’t bring a baggy

i love this +1

is it okay to hate him because i feel like he’s turned into big shot bob?

if you ended that with an exclamation point it would be money!

mr. president you’re needed in the situation room

hopefully he’ll roll over and play dead

to be fair, his mom also has mesothelioma

why gisele, you’re not wearing a bustle

should i hate him?