i take it there’s no emoji for walmart khakis

i would rather see him at the presser with a robitussin bottle filled with blackberry brandy, tbh

once we’re gone, of course

think climate change. i’m not a denier but i believe that mother nature has a great way of fixing herself.

… My pops used to say, it reminded him of be-bop
I said, well daddy don’t you know that things go in cycles
The way that Bobby Brown is just ampin’ like Michael
Its all expected, things are for the looking…

her studio version was:

apparently, yes.

you should start a blog or a podcast called kissingscuttyfarkus

but i thought middle class workers earned $700,000 a year?

scut farkas has to be up there

patnado?

yes, and yes.

yes, you moron!

the ice cream one?

i just ordered a fudgy the whale trophy for my office

more of a relaxing ambient/soundscape idea. the album cover will be pepto bismol color

you can’t coach tall, but you can advise them not to invade russia in the winter

fyi i’m stealing metaphorical proctologist as a new band name 

is this small enough?

to be fair it’s really good coke