i’ll take the rapist for $200 alex

i once had cornmeal abrasions....long story

it’s not me it’s you

honestly, he’s gotta act like he’s been there before

TRUTH!!

lebron james once went to a carnival and sunk a ping pong ball into a goldfish bowl from 38 feet out. after winning the goldfish he swallowed it whole and the next morning shit out a sockeye salmon.

or in jason day’s case: ‘i’ve fallen and i can’t get up!’

can you review porky’s next plz

whatever gets you off

pretty close

screw that, i went to the hospital with a .433 BAC and i’m alive...wasn’t on a bike though

yeah it’s pretty crazy - if you can keep the banana down that is...

there’s a reason they tell you to eat bananas when you have diarrhea or are on a diuretic 

i can’t wait until he becomes a commenter on deadspin

so is he dad boner or not?

that was the most blatant travel ever. don’t you have to dribble the baseball before tagging someone? where the heck am i? 1914???

area man decides god does live on clouds

‘he makes a great meeeeeal-ooo’ would be a much better home run call

but i have a colored tv!