If it helps, the way the economy is at the moment (and for the forseeable near future), you will most likely end up pulling in a freelancing/contract position when a full-time job doesn’t surface, of which the only upside is that when you don’t always work a full 40-hour week sometimes you end up sleeping all day…

Hey now. You can do that if the timing is right.

You could have just said no instead of posting my heartfelt missive on the internet.

This is so much better than the text I got looking for my number’s previous owner’s big black cock. And I gave myself bonus points for that since it came in while I was cooking Thanksgiving dinner with my grandma...

I was absolutely delighted to find out the woman of the story was 53, and not the man of the story

The quote about moving from his parents house into her house was really where it all just got too much for me. Hoo boy. There’s a lot going on there. He was seeing someone else (seriously, he claims), hated his job, and was living with his parents. Two months later, he’s with someone else and serious enough to move in…

Not just that. He’s a 23-year-old who says ‘anywho’ while shamelessly trying to pick up random strangers who’ve mistakenly texted him!

The worst! I can see a 53 y/o woman reading that garbage... cos let’s face it, that’s who the book is marketed to... but a 23 y/o guy? Really.

Damn, hooking a 23-year-old in your 50s. Way to go, girl!

Ughhhhhhh they bonded over The Secret? I hate them so much. I’m not even normally that judgy but that book is THE WORST and it’s garbage hippie prosperity gospel for garbage thinkers.

Yeah, crochet is just not the right fabric for it (also amazingly I typed “crotchet” before and did not notice). And styling it with big nude panties that hang out of the garment is a choice that only guarantees more undue attention will be paid to your crotch. It looks more like a tattered up garment than one to…

That skirt is actually lovely, though, and the cut isn’t solely to make people think they’ll be able to see your vulva if you move the right way.

Sometimes I’ll say “If I had a different body type” I would wear a certain piece of clothing but even if I was runway model thin I wouldn’t wear this. It’s not modest enough for me but more importantly it’s too fussy. I’m not wearing anything I have to continually adjust! I live with enough paranoia surrounding the…

I think even on Riahnna the dress would still look like a re-purposed tablecloth.

Ugh. If you’re gonna go for it, channel Rihanna and go out naked. If you aren’t, don’t. Getting stuck in the middle ground isn’t pretty.

It’s just too mobile. I mean, its a fucking crochet dress, so by its very nature, unless you body tape the everloving-fuck out of it, its going to move around, and inevitably reveal your... underpinnings. So you either wear it to the beach or if you’re basically ok with being naked.

The dress doesn’t bother me as much as the choice to wear underwear underneath it. If you’re going to rock a dress like that, then do it right; either go commando or go home.

That panty line offends me MUCH more than the dress does...

It looks like someone turned a tablerunner into a dress.

I feel like there should be a category of clothing labeled “For Rihanna Only”