Calligraphy isn’t art? Since when?

Centuries-old fragments of glass weathered by the sea and sun, only to be stolen and turned into THAT.

But what if I want my jeans to smell like coffee...?

publishing something on IG basically means “all bets are off.” Supposedly their language meant to facilitate use of the “Share” button more or less puts shit in public domain territory.

Whoa, that is a LOT of sea glass on that beach. I get it now Becky.

The coffee-infused jeans also protect the wearer from harmful UV rays.

Based on the only vaguely remembered general rules I learned when I was a permissions assistant like ten years ago I’m fairly certain it would be protected. Instagram’s T&C would indemnify Instagram itself against claims of plagiarism if they used the image in their promotions, but would have no bearing on third…

Her obtuseness is the caviar of beach garbage.

He understands that the cat was intentionally trying to kill the dog, right?

Oh i coveted rock tumblers so hard as a wee chillun in the 90s.

here’s becky about to steal all your glass

Yeah, non-stretchy jeans are like strait jackets for my legs. NOPE.

I’ve been sitting here trying to find things that don’t have a day, I’ve failed.

No wonder the glass is half-empty!

Strongly disagree. Stretchy jeans are the best thing ever. I have to buy all AE’s skinny jeans 2 sizes above normal, which is not great for my vanity, but the stretch is soooo comfortable.

That cake sounds awesome.

I understand this dog. I mean, who among us has never chewed the locks off of a container to eat a dozen chocolate muffins?

Nope. That honor goes to my dad. He did foot the bill because my mom insisted (and it was really her show, which I was fine and happy with), but other than that, he acted nothing like a father of the bride or even a half-ass guest. He didn’t smile, he acted very put-upon, he didn’t converse with the guests, and he…

Major dick move from a garbage human? Yes. But I’m not sure she qualifies for the title of The Worst Wedding Guest in the World.

Sure, which is a pretty robotic response to the question. Offering that answer, with absolutely no context, is shitty friend behavior. At the very least, be sensitive to the fact that your friend is obviously already kind of stressed about the situation (or she would not be asking) and that having her fear confirmed…