“why are you prosecuting me for shit-talking muslims when you should be prosecuting the muslims for being muslims???”

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

This may be the first (and last) time I agree with/like Combs, but he’s right. Good for him.

“Carry yourself with the confidence of a mediocre white man.”

I never understand when people who know what discrimination feels like, go and discriminate others. I see it so much and it baffles me. Minorities against other minorities. It’s so ridiculous. You know how wrong this is. You know what it feels like. But you still choose to put yourself and your own vision above…

“As a director you have to put yourself in your movies, and I’m white and gay,” he said.

A friend and I were once trying to figure out the whitest name possible and I came up with Whitey O’Fay. I’ve decided if I ever become a rapper, that will be my stage name.

I’ll never forget when Ronald Parks refused to give up his seat on the bus, his blue eyes firm as his gym-toned abs clenched in anticipation under his $120 plain white Ambercrombie and Fitch t-shirt.

No love for White Gay Men Can’t Jump?

WHEN DOES MEAN WHITE GAYS COME OUT??!! I NEED THIS TO EXIST.

Fuck everything about this movie and Roland Emmerich. If he’s not interested in providing a representative account of queer and LGBT activists, not interested in challenging straight audiences, and not interested in putting himself into the movie as anyone other than the protagonist... what exactly is he doing making…

And though the first person to throw a brick at Stonewall was a trans woman of color named Marsha P. Johnson, the film gives that specific honor to a fake gay man of the color white named Danny Winters.

So I’m guessing we won’t be hearing them sing:

There can only be one white Shrek

Ok all these movie titles are killing me but especially The White Gay Man With the Dragon Tattoo. That would just be such a different movie. A+ Bobby, thank you for your work.

No Country For Old White Gay Men

“Can I buy that lipstick?” “Sure, I’ll put it on your bill”

Oh, I’m joking! I usually wear a 10, in U.S. sizing. Sometimes 11. The mental picture of my bulk teetering on size 1 feet is hilarious, though. I would need my own silly cartoon theme music, to follow me as I walk.

LOL that anyone thinks size 9M is big. Is that even average?

I collect weird masks and put them on my wall. A habit I swore growing up that I would not inherit from my mother.