are you a cat

I miss Bat Boy.

Seriously, she's a human rights lawyer who does incredible work in the real world, why should she bow down to people who play dress up for a living? There's nothing wrong with being a performer of any kind but if I was one, I wouldn't be arrogant enough to expect rocket surgeons, brain scientists, and human rights…

#notalldinosaurs

It's the hair. That's some old lady hair.

Like my married-at-15 grandmother says: "people were older then."

Next week: Bat boy has never been happier that Bruce Jenner is going to jail.

"Amal was a train wreck at the Golden Globes, "sashaying around the Beverly Hilton in her black Givenchy gown and opera gloves like she was the star of the night," and "giving judgmental looks to some pretty big names"

If you ask me, this dog looks less like "Oh, hey, a hug from my buddy," and more "I know that one of these days this tiger is totally going to eat me. Don't you recognize 'scared for your life' guy with camera?"

Friend today, lunch tomorrow.

which one of you owns these cats, fess up

Please. I can get kittens just by putting cat food on my porch. I don't need ISIS for that. They can keep the Nutella.

There are people out there who are lost enough, weak enough, and gullible enough to fall for this crap. In previous decades they'd have joined cults after being recruited via "missionaries", newsletters, and store-front churches. Nowadays it's the internet, and that is terrifying, because they can reach farther,…

It does indeed, Korra. And that's the story of how I destroyed ISIS from the inside. Bacon.

If it's pork bacon doesn't that make you an infidel?

"Here's a kitten. Have some Nutella. Look at this emoji. So...death to the infidels?"

As clueless as the tactics employed by republicans to get female support...

I heard on very good authority that ISIS doesn't like it when women drink wine OR margaritas. So I don't think I'd fit in there : (

I also disagree with that assertion, but I think that "instant dislike" is most often caused by the person reminding you of someone else that you have had a bad experience with. So, sure, you're projecting your past experience onto this new person, but that isn't necessarily a bad thing to do.

I disagree with your (or Neil Strauss') assertion that disliking someone comes from things you dislike about yourself. I dislike someone quickly after meeting them if they say things I find objectionable or unpleasant. I dislike people who have no apparent empathy with others. There are all kinds of reasons but I have…