So, a friend showed me one of the new chips/discs/whatevers and I was absolutely floored: Gus (the field goal-kicking mule.)

If they start adding more 70s Ron Miller-era characters... I may have to buy into this expensive, expensive game. Seriously, I would love to have the flying Winnebago from Escape To Witch Mountain…

Y'know... I think I'm done with Destiny. Playing isn't even fun anymore. Doing bounties and the same strikes over and over grinding weapon experience and hoping to find good engrams just feels like... Like actual work.

My friends and I refer to that Phaeton as the "McSpaceship".

GREAT IDEA!

Oh yes, I will play this again...

Meanwhile... in Pawtucket, Rhode Island...

I refer to the feely process as "Legroping".

I am eager to hear how the new eye-tracking 3D works. Can 3D be enjoyed now without having to try and keep your head locked in one spot?

"Thanks, Michael Ironside. Thmichaelirons—[trips over his own tongue and down a flight of stairs]."

dragonball verb \ˈdra-gənbôl\

I'm getting burned out on it, too. I loved the game at first, but grinding to upgrade in the high 20s now just seems like work. As in, actual "I don't want to do this because it has become tedious and boring" work.

Whenever I'm playing Destiny and I hear Zavala, I just say "Thanks, Broyles."

Aw, crap! I hit a Cryptarch level last night...got two blues and a green out of three Legendary Engrams. I SHOULD HAVE WAITED.

Bowser looks pretty dashing with host bar hair.

If you're nearsighted, sometimes you need to take off your glasses to look at things close-up or read. It happens when you get old.

How 'bout Assassin's Creed Mewnity?

Maybe there's a hidden Hatsune Miku costume in the game. That'd convince them to finally release another Yakuza in the west.

Kind of a downer? Wow... your downer tolerance is way higher than mine.

Great one! It's funny... Swap out a few words and this could be a transcript from a Hasbro meeting.

IDEA! They can rent a bunch of old Sammo Hung movies and rotoscope all of his moves for the game... or something like that...