Well, I baked some thank you cookies for my neighbour, I went and knocked her door to deliver the cookies, she opened, I said, “I baked this for you as a thank you”, her response was, “did you put any kind of nuts in these?”, “nope”, I said, “ I do not know if you are allergic”, “I am not, I just dislike nuts, did you…

“Sharia Law” sounds like a made-up TV name for the lead character in a show about a female hard-drinking street-justice vigilante in a near-future dystopia Earth.

Congrats on your poop. Best news I’ve read all day.

You deserve all the stars for this comment. Thank you.

Not really, it’s more some convoluted aspects of our legal system (I can’t say for sure if this makes it better or worse...). I’ve posted a more detailed explanation of the actual legal aspects that made this ruling possible:

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.

the lawyers were able to successfully petition for his release “because the country’s notoriously slow courts had failed for several years to rule on his appeal.”

Because most socialist policies are deeply unpopular and would result in massive electoral losses?

Sounds like SOMEONE hasn’t heard the dulcet tones of “Better Find a Church.”

To be fair... I don’t just wear them out and about to show that I do driving. I only wear them when the reason I’m out IS to do driving.

Hmph. I have the exact pair shown at the top of the article. 😂

Thank god. For a while there I thought I was being racist for thinking all the winners looked alike.

Sad!

It arrives February since I have pts and single mass flywheel. Means I am lucky, but have to wait til one of the absolute last to be delivered. You can see my 918 for now though. Stef did an article about it at Harris hill road. 😉 Or check out my Instagram account - mazer327. 👍 Thanks for no more grey!

Rivera was going to send an email to Adam Schefter announcing the punishment, but he couldn’t find his laptop.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

You’re missing nothing - if it were women, Jezebel would (and has) be commending them with wink wink, nudge nudge, “disclaimers.”

Yes. If the Hoonicorn is tire hell, Ken Block is the tire devil.

It varies from one tire religion to another. In many, it is the Corolla. In others, it’s some form of large Buick sedan that is primarily purchased by old people. Many tires are devout worshipers of old British cars; they spend more time in need of repair than on the road.

MUAH HA HA HA HAAAA!!!