Tom Lennon and Ben Garant’s advice on meeting A-listers: Don’t ask them for anything. Don’t act like you were sent by the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Treat them like the coolest member of the royal family.

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

This is the correct answer to the problem. My property does not get to determine whether I live or die, not for orphans, not for priests, not for the president.

I was referring to the comments. Sorry for not being clear!

Hey, a racer with an actual personality. Let’s circlejerk and bash him!

Say what you want about homeboy’s complete lack of basic self-preservation instincts, but he fucking stuck that landing.

The photos were incredible! Kudos to the snapper.

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

This comment has more dingers than he’ll ever hit.

I wish I had an army, so I could also meme with extreme prejudice.

More throttle may not be the answer but it will end the suspense.

If there isn’t a business renting kinda naff replica movie cars to tourists in LA there really should be, just off the top of my head:

That’s the joke™

Let me tell you about my boat. The Belafonte was a long-range sub hunter during the Second World War, which we bought from the U.S. Navy for $900,000. The sauna was designed by an engineer from the Chinese space program and we keep a Swedish masseuse on staff. We have a lab for scientific research and experiments. Our…

The “different personas” thing is interesting. Is James May “different” on his other shows?

We know that their personas on Top Gear aren’t necessarily “them” in real life. With The Grand Tour, they have the rare chance to start over, to introduce us to a different James, Richard, and Jeremy. Was there any thought to changing how they’re perceived on camera to combat annoying public perceptions of the three?

This was never official and was written by a poet trying to raise funds for the construction of the statue. it was not written by the founding fathers or any other major american historical figure.

Jalopnik still gets Doug content without actually having to pay him.

On older 911's the speedometer used to pull out pretty easily.