If Lynch took over for Richter, I would watch Conan on a 24 hour loop.

"Up to $1,900 for the most expensive tickets."

Glad to see Fox Business in top season form here in 2015.

"Here's the thing, though: only one number factors into Super Bowl attendance statistics, and that number is STADIUM CAPACITY."

She's actually doing pretty OK until around 50 seconds in, then it all goes downhill.

There's just something about the ambiance that makes the coke taste better in the strip club. I think it's the desperation, myself.

"I'm not perfect, but at 42 years old I can say that I've never even been drunk. I've never smoked or done any drugs. I'm as pure as pure can be."

Last time I heard "I'm as pure as pure can be", the motherfucker sold me an eighth of talcum powder.

I have to be honest.. this story seems juicy with some possible sex stuff, cheating, douchbaggery phone snitching, blackmail and the like... I think I saw allegations of a private room strip club foracble titty sucking ...but I dont know who the fuck these people are

Only 108p? I'll pass.

Only 108p? I'll pass.

Black Friday starts whenever you say it does, Shane. Just tell me what to buy!

Black Friday starts whenever you say it does, Shane. Just tell me what to buy!

Those media and protestors should go home and reconsider their life choices.

Can't blame him, Bumgarner had a look on his face similar to Kobe's when he doesn't get the ball and the teammate misses.

Again, our numbers are based on the best possible performance for Gordon and the worst possible performance for the fielders. Suggesting that "they might have bobbled it again!" but not that "Gordon might miss a stride!" is a bit disingenuous.

I'm a Royals fan. I'm bummed they lost, but this was an amazing post season. Actually, I'm not that upset they lost, since watching them get this far was more than I'd ever expected.

that there photoshop up top is one of your finest yet jason

I'm not seeing the problem here. She signed on to defend a client knowing when the hearing was (right?). The judicial system doesn't have to make amenities for leave of any kind legally. Her employer does. And as a self employed person that is her. I mean if this same judge let it slide for other lawyers on medical…

Ahhh damnit. There was the line.... way back there.

dontcha squidward

Whenever my wife gets a PIV orgasm it involves us doing a grinding missionary, but that could just be us.