This is completely accurate, and there’s not enough alcohol in the world to ease the pain of that fact.

Can we talk about the Wilpons and Madoff? Because, man, describing them as having been “hornswoggled” is a very generous interpretation of the facts. Don’t mean to give you shit, Roth, because it wouldn’t have made sense to relitigate that issue in the middle of an article that ultimately isn’t about Madoff. But it…

He could be economically anxious. Or part of America’s forgotten middle class. Maybe he’s a victim of the opiod crisis. Or involuntarily celibate. But really I’m sure he was polite to his neighbors and a fan of country music.

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

Okay, I’ll bite. Why not.

Kindly disagree. I think the more apt comparison would be judging a cake on how it looks. A cake isn’t a good cake if it tastes bad, like a band isn’t a good band if their music sucks. But a visual components can enhance an already good cake as well as a solid band. Of course, often all that glitz is just makeup for…

So, by your own logic, you’re a bad coach and embarassed by your own playcalling?

Found the white person!

Men don’t care. They never did. As long as they’re white and straight, this doesn’t affect them at all. 

I hate to think of it this way, but part of me must, particularly in light of the Tunsil example:

Yeah, we know. Trump was elected because racist people want to keep being racist and celebrate racist people.

People who think their feelings are more important that providing healthcare to a person should not work in healthcare in any capacity.

Aren’t we trying that whole “break it” thing right now?

I hate the two-party system, and it’s also stupid for people to vote third party as it stands today. Those aren’t incompatible thoughts. Third parties are simply not viable in a winner-takes-all system. This merely splits the vote (look at why Democrats in California were afraid this latest primary when it had too…

Yes, but in a first-past-the-post system what choice does anyone have but to support the least worst option?

Turns out, I’ll pass on a movie with Jon Hamm, Hannibal Burress, Isla Fisher, Rashida Jones, and Jake Johnson in it just so I don’t have to see a movie with Ed Helms in it.

“It’s fine to harass a 14 year old girl, MEN get harassed online too!”
~a bunch of fucking losers on the internet, sadly

But what about the men!!!???

The desire to live through someone else in an alternate reality

Also, the fact that Lebron so obviously is dragging his various teams to the Finals every single year. You get the distinct impression that LeBron and any other 11 guys currently in the NBA would be a contender. You don’t get that impression from Durant or Curry. That makes LeBron even more of an underdog, because it…