I’m fairly certain this is why old dudes wax poetic about the good old days where you’d just beat the shit of this dude in the parking lot.

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

ya

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

She literally had to debate my elementary school bully. Except on a national stage. And had to take him seriously.

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Man your conservative businessmen friends from 1998 will love this joke!!!!

it goes to show that if you present yourself as just your garden-variety piece of shit Republican instead of an actual demagogue, the media will lap your shit up. Like, literally, if the GOP would have just wheeled out the corpse of Reagan they probably could have walked to a win in November.

Pickle guy doesn’t realize he’s an asshole

He got all huffy.

Yeah, what the fuck? Are people confusing “Where Did You Sleep Last Night” and “The Man Who Sold The World?”

I agree. Dean doesn’t seem like he’s interested in running for office anytime soon. And given the shockingly offensive things being said by Republicans on a near-daily basis, this one tweet is nothing.

Howard Dean may have a theory

I’ve watched that video probably dozens of times and I have no idea why but I think it is fucking fantastic.

Jeb is a MESS

Oh and as far as Lady Gaga goes, well…

“who are 3 men that have never been in my kitchen”

“Umm, Two Leppos?”

This is the darkest timeline

“It’s just like The Breakfast Club, except everyone is 70, evil, and maybe sundowning.”