"After further review, it has been determined that the ball carrier was not facing Mecca at the time of his celebration; therefore the penalty stands."

Let us not forget that the Mets (thanks, Mike Pelfrey) are responsible for one of the greatest balks ever:

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

If ISIS was an NFL team, which one would they be?

What was your favorite class at Missouri?

It was already tense, but that protester was an escalator of the tension.

Here's a clue. A one-year-old can't talk. They're barely walking. They are no match for a six-foot-tall pro athlete that bench presses 400 pounds or so. "Discipline" to a one year old is a time out. It's telling them in simple words and on their level why what they did is not okay. Or re-directing them to not pull the…

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

Doctor: Can you remember your name?

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

Wow, so many apologies in a row; it's like he's in the Cal-zone!

Anyone who thinks that NFL execs didn't see that video is out of their mind. They are just blatantly lying at this point and just hoping the whole thing will blow over. They couldn't have handled this whole thing any worse if they tried.

Try looking up the Twitter hashtag #WhyIStayed

No, it's where he argues that society has the right to decide that behaviors should be punished even if the victim doesn't agree. He spelled it out for you right there:

Another poster-child to Stockholm Syndrome.
I understand her frustration but she should realize that this is not only for her it's for all the women who come after her who are being abused right now.

But she probably won't realize that.
Hope she does, though. For her own sake.
And i hope Ray Rice truly regrets what he did…

She needs help.

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

"But we would welcome Ray Lewis back with open arms"

I find it difficult to believe that there isn't some way to shame the NFL into taking violence against women seriously without declaring every NFL fan to be a women-hating misogynist. I say this as someone who doesn't really give two shits about football, but understands why a lifelong fan might pause before creating…

Consider forming really strong opinions about independent video games.