It's adorable you're stalking me. I'm flattered someone is devoting so much of their life to responding to all my posts. It's like I own you, and I've never even seen you post before today. This is great.

They should do away with the DH at all levels. It's the worst. Baseball should feature bunting and sac flies, not 38 year old washed up fat asses swinging for the fence every three innings and then going back to hanging out on the bench not doing anything. There's nothing wrong with a good pitchers' duel.

Why do you care?

This...this is the most hipster bohemian comment I can ever possibly think of.

Fascinating, please tell us more about the things you don't like.

What's the penalty for calling someone a "redskin"?

Referees?

Ah, the ol' nature vs nurtah' debate

Worst Reservoir Dogs remake ever

"But will the refs need to take into account an element of provocation?"

Dissin' accomplished.

I'm kind of shocked. Based on his history, Bush almost never supports the really veteran guys.

Is W a elite president?

Maybe you should stop dating beverages.

Hicks was the greatest ever. And if you need a laugh track to appreciate great comedy, the problem is on your end.

This argument only works if you completely ignore the fact that 1... not everyone is able to handle college. And 2... not everyone has the means to go to college. I'm assuming you went to college and look at the stupid thing you just did.

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

What's worse: The only-drink-hard-liqueur-because-anything-less-is-for-pussies douches, or the "I enjoy craft beer" guys?

I think anyone calling anything involving the word "comic" is being incredibly generous, and I'm flattered by Tommy's description as well as the mostly positive comments I've gotten.