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LOL indeed

1. if you’re looking to Deadspin for journalistic integrity or consistency, you’re gonna have a bad time

literally why do you care so much about this. all the gawker/kinja sites are bled into each other... why do you care ???

idk probably for the same reason they call car chases in movies “car chases” instead of “scripted car movements designed to look like a chase”????

PATRICK EWING

lol @ owning a car in NYC

Over the Ocean, but by Low.

the dude has Fuck You money, you think he gives a shit?

Rich people can literally do anything they want in this country, period, fucking exclamation point

+1

“End the guessing game of whether or not they read your text?” OF COURSE THEY READ YOUR TEXT. There’s no guessing game. If it’s urgent I’ll write back, if not,you gotta just wait #TeamNoReceipts

super nice, except for that whole fascist apologist thing

this comment expresses so much about how I feel about life

i think you just missed the point of the article

only a fool gets killed for a car.

as opposed to all the people sitting at their computers at work, who will be so incredibly useful

lol what the fuck?! you have to be a special kind of stupid to be a ballplayer and fucking post a video of yourself doing a line of coke

He is a rich celebrity, so he will be able to avoid the consequences of this executive order.

yeah but she married his beastly ass in the first place. she saw him and was like, yeah, I’ll marry that.