you never met any junkies, i guess

>When people make their own wine or beer, they often insist everyone try it. So take a tiny sip.

I cannot imagine a circumstance where I would prefer not to know. And I’ve been on this earth a long time and have had many relationships. I would want to know so I could be with someone who is not going to fuck around on me.

ALWAYS TELL. do the right fucking thing. holy shit.

One great thing about baseball, is they will never do this, at least not in my lifetime.

surely the sign of a well-adjusted person

I love being able to go to a park and not have to deal with smokers. Believe it or not, we can still smell your disgusting smoke even though we’re outdoors.

Flores is not a great defender, but he played great this series. Noodle arm Wright, Headcase Murphy and Dumb as rocks Duda were the guys that killed us.

Mets defense is pretty bad. When you have pitchers striking out 10-12 batters a game during the regular season, you can hide from that fact to a certain extent... but with a team like the Royals that puts the ball in play, it gets exposed.

As a Mets fan, it was really awesome seeing Philly fans scream Fuck The Mets at an Eagles tailgate. I’ll be watching the World Series tonight :)

wow all the runner snobs in this thread are embarrassing.

fuck that, it’s his fault for being asleep while standing in the box. it’s a symptom of being on a shit last place team

and here’s another thing. I’m not in the gym to hit on girls, or socialize. I’m in the gym to work out, shower, and leave. How do people have so much downtime in the gym they can hit on girls? maybe they’re lesbians. maybe they’re having a rough day. just worry about you. stop hitting on girls in the gym. don’t be…

how about just work out, save the hitting on for the bars

the simple answer is DON’T. Leave the girls alone. If they want you to talk to them, they will let you know. Otherwise, assume they’re sick and tired of gym bros trying to get in their pants.

that’s dumb. plenty of girls come to the gym straight from work, or someplace else they’d be wearing makeup. just because a girl is wearing makeup at the gym doesn’t mean she wants to be hit on.

Does he use a special glove or something??

Where were the cookies? Where was the chocolate? No beef jerky? These are all snacks. This should have been called "The Ultimate Chip Tournament"

that is such a dumb, dismissive line of thinking.