Kamenwati
Kamenwati
Kamenwati

Wait, STB’s her best friend, who she asked to officiate her wedding, but they hadn’t met her fiance until after they were engaged? Unless they live far apart, that seems sketchily fast- saying that people are concerned she’s moving too fast might not be ill-received, especially if they can think of a tactful way to

A blonde woman at that! Now Americans will actually care!

The medical staff aside, he was trying to perform an unnecessary medical procedure on a burn victim for being the victim of a crime, and without even having a warrant, to boot!

Why it gotta be mom’s cooking? Dad don’t cook? I’m kidding of course, but someone would’ve taken it there because people can’t just let an affirmation stand. Their mindset is affirmation for you = denigration for me.

That tweet was unbelievably innocuous and kinda warm. It sounds as divisive as “shoutout to mom’s cooking.”

I very stupidly allowed myself to believe that this time it was going to be different. That maybe the fact that there was a video of a man outnumbered 4 to 1 with a police helicopter circling overhead getting gunned down in cold blood would be enough for a weak sauce manslaughter conviction. Or maybe the same

Kristen Stewart IS Rosa Parks in “Does This Bus Go To Freedom?”

May I recommend the beef tartare to start? Its very high in irony. Good for the blue bloods.

Yes, I’ll have the entitlement, please, with some cluelessness on the side. Oh, and a glass of white privilege.

145 degrees isn’t a safe internal temperature for ground meat. If you are a healthy adult and don’t mind the gamble on a few days of stomach upset, that’s your choice, but be careful of young children, elderly adults, pregnant women, and anyone with a compromised immune system.

A great business man once said — and I’m paraphrasing it a bit — “real Gs move in silence like lasagna.”

Incredibly angry, thanks for asking!

These useless chucklefucks. Just look at this smarmy little dipshit.

“Thank you for your order. Please open your window within the next 5 minutes to receive shipment to avoid incidental damage.”

“Some settlement during shipping may occur...”

Soon:

Its fitting that the Pedigree is what’s keeping the young kid from going over.

The kid has to learn to take a Pedigree properly if he ever wants to make it in the world.

You heard it from Lewis. He wasn’t hurt, he just had to take a shit. I hear that excuse from my four year old nephew all the time, that’s not unusual.