when i took my test, i literally turned right 4 times and left 5 times...maybe 6.
and
parallel parked.
oh and i did a test on the computer that was multiple choice. I looked over the handbook the day before and scored an 80.
FUCK YEAH AMERICA!

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

No, no — John Goodman. He can project that kind of sloe-eyed malevolence!

“The people he wants to hob nob with the most...”

They need to play it straight, and have former CIA / NSA / FBI analysts come in to the oval office, and give Baldwin’s Trump a Presidential Briefing (nothing top secret) and then everyone turns to the camera and says “Mr. President, this seems to be the only way to get you to pay attention to what really matters. Live…

Massaging my temples while I quietly whisper to myself, “Anger is a tool, not a default. Anger is a tool, not a default.”

It would be a bold move, but I would love it if for that episode they had continuity between each skit and just made the entire show like a super dysfunctional West Wing.

Is there a Nobel Prize for Comedy, and can it be awarded to the genius at SNL who suggested having Melissa McCarthy portray Joseph Goebbels Sean Spicer?

She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

Coruscant, now that’s a great planet. 5,000 levels. We’re gonna have even more levels, the best levels. And then we’re gonna build a wall, and the Tusken Raiders are gonna pay.

Trump: You know, Luke was a terrible Jedi. That’s true. He didn’t complete his training with Yoda and got his hand chopped off by his dad. Sad. I’d never get my hand chopped off, and that has nothing to do with the size of my hands. My hands are actually huge. They’re luxurious. They’re the best hands.

I think she’s still having trouble remembering her own zip code so no?

I thought we all agreed he was most likely to be a shaved and partially-domesticated marmoset with some speech-to-text software?

I’ve seen drunken frat boys in a bar fight while blowing a .30 with better head movement than Rousey.

*record scratch*

Yeah, Ronda threw one, Nunes threw the rest.

Ok I have no idea what the right tech terms are , but to me it looked Nunez had a longer reach/ arm span and roussey couldn’t get to her. I mean, don’t boxers try to strategize that? Work your way in? Nunez knew to keep her away from and overpower her but damn roussey looked like she just showed up at the gym