Many years ago at the group home for developmentally disabled teens where I worked there was a resident who really, really wanted to go to the best steak house in the city for his 18th birthday. He had behavior and anger issues, but was determined to earn that birthday dinner, and he managed it. So another staff…

They’ve repeatedly done studies that show that teenagers bodies are on a different internal clock that puts them to sleep later, and wakes them up later. And yet every single article about starting school later, there’s countless comments about how soft and weak people are now. Waking up early is not a moral issue. I…

“You’ve never seen photos of me doing random shit in the club. I go the hell to sleep.”

The questions were really shady. She initially said did not identify as Superhead and she kept being called Superhead. Her questions seemed condescending, from what I read.

They’ve had literally a jillion studies about this and it has changed precisely nothing. No, teenagers will not have a good time with a calculus test that starts at 7:10 AM. Why are we still doing this?

Men are never happy. They want a woman who is good at sex but don’t want you to practice.

bitch might be an Einstein.

Is it so hard to believe? I didn’t have them for a chunk of my sex life but I still enjoyed sex.

Holy shitting fuck, this is an amazing picture. It’s almost hard to believe that it’s an actual photograph.

Polish Gothic

I started shaving with baby oil instead of shaving cream and it has made a world of difference to my easily irritated skin. Also, my razors last FOREVER now.

The Hitachi Vibrator (no longer made by Hitachi) is exactly that. It’s marketed for your muscles and looks nothing like a penis, but it’s one of the longest and most reliable vibrators on the market for sexual purposes. Maybe it’s my limited experience, but I don’t see what the article is talking about.

Why should anything that someone chooses to do, and enjoys doing to the point of writing about it, make you sad? Why so patronizing?

My eyes just rolled so hard it was audible.

Oh shut up. She’s just fine. These containers are recyclable. Seriously, quit your bitching.

Perhaps I can make you less sad. I have a somewhat involved skincare routine. I didn’t always but I recently got into it. I don’t do it because I feel like I HAVE to at all. It feels awesome. I feel clean and moisturized and good when I do it all and I go to sleep feeling that way.

I mean, Steven Universe and Adventure Time are both kids’ shows, but they deal with very grown up themes and feature influences that you sort of need to be an adult to appreciate.

Whilst she may well have been full of shit, like most people obsessed with gluten, it actually can work the way she says it does:

There was only one time I ever would’ve straight refused to get a customer what they ordered, and that time was the legendary day when one restaurant I was working at had “French Onion Cheddar” as the soup of the day. It was literally onion soup with nacho cheese in it. At the morning lineup, I was the only server…

There is nothing I can print that won’t be subject to Pinkham’s Law. If I printed “a customer came in and stabbed me in the face” I would get replies of “WELL MAYBE YOU DESERVED IT.”