I dunno. The light BDSM that comes with femdom is alright. I don’t get the wife/cuckold dynamic, but I don’t understand marriage to begin with, nor do I profess to understand the porn that marriage can result in.

I'll break it down for you: The teen is the one played by a 23 year old. The 25 year old plays the milf

Modern porn follows two different primary trends: More female dominant, or more like real sex.

I may have searched for it once... when I was like 14, and a 25-year-old porn star seemed super-old.

Somehow, I don’t think this is what Focus on the Family had in mind

Did you read the article and see the part where the kids once called 911 because their father THREATENED TO KILL THEM? Gee, I wonder why they don’t want to see him.

Yeah my daughter has refused to see her father for the last two years. HE will tell you it’s because I tell her horrible lies about him and cause her psychological problems and refuse to let him talk to her.

THIS! My mom never said anything bad about my dad while I was growing up, they divorced when I was two, and sometime around the age of 7 or 8 I stopped wanting to go on the scheduled “every other weekend” like full on tantrums didn’t want to be there.

Cardboard applicators are the devil’s stabby sticks.

I mean, I feel you, but cardboard applicators are awful. Like, I end up having to toss like 1/3 of the tampons with non plastic applicators because they always end up getting. . . mushy. . . and then the tampon won’t deploy right. I’ve tried being fast, it just doesn’t work.

I tried the Diva Cup for a little while but didn’t love it. Maybe one of the others on the market would be better.

No thank you. My body, my decision.

You just proved several stereotypes us black folks have about white people: they don’t use washcloths and they do not shower everyday.

I know this is good and I am so glad that these women are getting at least some closure, but goddamn if it doesn’t still make me so fucking mad that it had to come to this before that happened.

Justin Bieber is Grade-A Hate Fuck material.

Watch Jerry Seinfeld explain to Trevor Noah that it’s perfectly natural for a man in his 30's to date and sleep with a 17 high school student because, “She was really mature for her age, and I’m just a kid at heart.”

This may not be the best to watch in the office or in public:

I was about 18 or 19 and working at Blockbuster in the summer of 2003. By that time they had basically gone to 90+% DVD rentals as opposed to VHS so were selling off their VHS stuff for cheap. The deal was 3 for $9 or something like that. It was a Friday night (busy) and it was just me and the manager who was a 40+…

In the last couple years of my grandma’s life, she stopped giving any fucks and would wear slippers out to dinner. She would get up from the table the very instant she finished her food and race out to the car, no matter where in the meal the rest of us were. And she upped her one glass of Sauvignon blanc with ice…

First: people who leave one-cent tips who don’t have dementia or something that makes them unaware that’s a dick move need to have that lone, pathetic penny shoved where the sun don’t shine.