But that one white lady is married to that one not-white guy! And there’s a brown kid at the party! #diversity #token

I know this is controversial, but I LOVED Bachelorette. So psyched for this!

Byrd also twice married a black man

I’m from Chillicothe; I knew Tiffany and Charlotte from high school. People have their opinions of the town—I even agree with a lot of them. It breaks my heart, though, to hear the constant narrative of “Yeah, it’s such a tragedy, but they were drug-using prostitutes. The town’s riddled with poverty, what do you…

Perhaps you should get in touch with Jolie Kerr on that one.

“What’s wrong honey?”

Mom, stop visiting my favorite web site! Go home!

[created a burner just to tell this story so please kind people, pull me out of the grays!]

I have two friends from college who got together after graduation and got married a few years later. After their rehearsal dinner, I slept with the bride’s younger brother (a highlight: we’re grinding away when all of a sudden I jump up, run out to the porch of his room, naked, to throw up in the parking lot—I learned…

This is not my story. I was merely an observer on this crazy wedding hook-up ride.

I was a bridesmaid in a close friend’s wedding. Got to the rehearsal, noticed that her three-years-younger brother had gotten SUPER cute since I last saw him, brought him back to my place after the reception and showed him a REAL good time. He ended up spending the night with me and trying to sneak back into the hotel…

This joke has actually been around for years starting during the “lesbians that look like Justin Bieber” thing so you have to imagine it with a much younger bieber.

For some reason I kept reading “Ferrari Guy” as “Guy Fieri.”

It’s not really gender-neutral, though. Since when do boys clothes include spaghetti straps? Or shorts that are actually, you know, short? Or shirts with cut outs?

I was sent home from the 1st grade (1 year older than this girl) because I wore shorts and a halter to school. They didn’t say anything to me but they told my mother I was “distracting to the boys.” The boys of course were also six years old. The idea of 6-year-olds lusting at the site of bare skin still kind of…

What the father had to say about that:

5 year olds and 18 year old girls should be able to show their shoulders. It’s friggin hot in Texas and the 5 and 18 year old boys will just have to deal with it.

every school dress code that is not a set uniform is about policing girls and girls alone.

I get that the dress code doesn’t differentiate between different ages (and I think women of any age should be able to wear whatever the fuck they want anyway), but what kind of fucked up sick person would tell a 5-year old they were showing too much skin? Just because it’s in the dress code doesn’t mean you need to…

Love him! My 17 year old daughter wore a dress with spaghetti straps yesterday and when a school administrator told her to cover up she asked him if her shoulders were turning him on. She's a sassy thing and I love it.