Hoax, hoax, hoax. Totally fake accent. Her KristinaKaro.com domain is registered to this phone # 1.818-984-2277, which also leads to this “contact us” page - http://www.elibuzaglo.com/contact.html - which also links to “Eli’s” FB page and his one of his singer’s FB pages - Alisa Sharp - https://www.facebook.com/AlisaSh…
I would love to have strippers at my funeral (or any funeral, really).
I’m getting so frustrated with people’s perspectives on this because it really lacks an understanding of dementia and what it would mean to be in mental decline and not be allowed physical intimacy. Someone with alcohol can be prevented from having sex because we know they’ll be sober tomorrow. However, it’s a lot…
I stayed in a hotel in Ireland with my partner years ago, a standard conference/mid range sort of affair, and we were flying out really early in the morning so just decided to get dinner at the hotel's restaurant. The only choice was the 40pound per person prix fixe kind of deal, so we did that. It was unbelievably…
I once bought a box of chicken from a Bojangles to take home for dinner and was happily on my second piece when I bit into a giant half breaded feather. It was huge like big enough to sign the declaration if independence with. I went back to the restaurant and showed the manager the feather his response: ‘Our chickens…
I’ve never been to a Friendly’s and received normal service.
I once stopped at a Friendly’s with a friend when we were poor college students, and I think the waitress may have been drunk— slurred speech, really confused, the whole 9 yards. She comes over to check on us after we had placed our order, and proceeds to…
One of my former bosses was trying to order a chicken combo, 3 pieces, a biscuit and a drink from a Popeyes/KFC (doesn’t matter). The price was like $5.99 based on the menu. When the cashier completed the order, it was a few dollars more. He questioned the cashier, and she informed him that the “combo” button was…
I had been working for about two years at Jimmy Johns. While it can be tedious at times, it was by far the easiest job I’ve ever had. They literally tell you exactly how to make the sandwiches in training and then you proceed to do that. A lot. I came in for my shift one day and the manager pulled me aside and asked…
Jamie Allmeyer’s story reminds me of my checkered history of ordering drinks in Utah. There’s the time I was told the wine special was “peanut gringo.” There’s the time my wife and I ordered two margaritas and had four individual glasses delivered to our table (Cuz, y’know, we each wanted two margaritas a piece. At…
So it’s Christmas Eve, and I’m in this upscale paper/stationary store in this upscale part of town, talking on my phone to my husband. I am standing amid an enormous display of fancy Christmas crackers (those things you pull apart to reveal a toy or gift, plus usually a paper crown which his family thinks you can’t…
One time I ordered a 4-piece McNuggets and was given a 4-piece McNugget box filled to the brim with tartar sauce.
Back when I would go to Chic-Fil-A, whenever I was visiting my parents (so, once a year), I one time ended up with a nice older lady cashier who FREAKED THE FUCK OUT when my change came up to be $6.66. Not even “HAHAHAHA! That’s really weird...” type of thing. Nope, she blanched and stared at the cash register in…
I have no idea what ‘hand dipped’ means in relation to a shake - whenever I’ve seen a shake made or have made them myself, all the stuff is put into a blender, blended, and then poured into a cup. Nothing that I could conceivably call hand dipped involved. That said, he phrased the question pretty poorly...
Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.
Gotta love how all the judgment is thrown that the woman, and not at any of the 25 dudes who had sex with her, presumably quite well aware of what was going on.
All the following judgments come from multiple experiences. If there was only one fling, I won't mention the country. Everything is in the kiss. If it's not in the kiss, leave it alone...
Very mixed results in Istanbul and surrounding cities. Lot's of creeps. Lot's of bye Felipe types on dating apps. Lot's of guys who think you'll do anything just because you're foreign. But, also some polite and sweet young gentlemen. MOSTLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING.
Big fan of Tinderin' all over the world while traveling solo. I've found it's a great way to find someone to get a quick drink or just ask "what's going on tonight" and get good tips from a local. That said, I have had some good, fun Tinder dates in Europe (American who lives in Dubai). Best? Amsterdam. Met a really…
Croatia. Gorgeous. Courteous. No regrets.
