Sooooo...the j-man intended for Christy Mack to be brutally assaulted so you'd see the light. LOl OK BRO

You realize comments like this make me want to post more of them, right? I have no sympathy for people who lose their shit over those stories. None whatsoever.

Rarely do I use "messing with food" stories — most of them aren't very entertaining. That one, both "my chicken BALLS" and the wink — especially the wink — made it wonderful for me.

Based on the number of commenters who are ABSOLUTELY APPALLED that any server would mess with a person's food for ANY reason, that is ASSAULT and it is NEVER JUSTIFIED and LOTS OF OTHER WORDS IN CAPITAL LETTERS and other HORSESHIT, I'm going to assume a lot of people think no one would ever do this. Lol. OK.

Confront him. Friends don't let friends be shitty tippers, and persistently shitty tippers are not worthy of being friends with.

So don't read them.

I had a co-worker receive a tip in pennies, maybe 25 cents worth, from a table of annoying, bratty young-ish women. He chased them out of the restaurant, throwing the pennies at them. I was surprised he didn't get fired. Happy for him, but surprised.

My mother was working in a restaurant when she was 20, and she had previously warned the manager on numerous occasions about serious issues with the smoke hoods, and the air vent. The manager never did anything about it.

Have everyone around you drink alcohol. Also, be the only one allowed to take photos, so you can photo shop yourself and no one else before posting to social media!

I feel like a crazy person because I've already left a ton of comments about NO TONER EVER, but seriously, it sucks, and it dries you out so you NEED more moisturizer. Gentle cleanser, warm water, washcloth, no toner. Toner is for when you are too lazy to properly wash your face. It will remove the dirt and some of…

34 year old here. Can you actually cover up dark circles? Foundation covers them up, but I've stopped wearing it and just use a matte powder. I look tired (because I am) but also this shit is genetic.

I would emphatically not shave it. That's going to get you stubble, just like shaving anywhere else, and also blunting the hair tips is going to make them much more visible.

Can we talk about facial hair? I have hella sideburns and sometimes a lady stache. Also weird dark hairs on my cheekbones growing toward my hairline. And the thickest, longest peach fuzz you have ever seen. Liquid foundation is not an option cuz it kind of cakes on the hair. thank you dad for your hair genes.

I just bought two really awesome pairs of false lashes. I have no jades how to put them on and have a fear of getting glue in my eye. Any tips?

For that matter, what is the best way to go about finding a replacement for any discontinued shade/product? Are there secret beauty junkie websites I'm not "in the know" about?

CAN YOU TEACH US HOW TO DO THIS PLS?

Can I wear lipstick with no other makeup? I just starting wearing lipstick this year and I am hooked. The redder the better. And most of the time I throw on some concealer, blush and powder. But what if I don't want to? Will I look weird with just bright red lipstick on my face?

I've worked at The Lodge, and I'll go ahead and reply to this. A lot of times, the customers get drunk or don't py attention to what they're spending. The waitress will ask if you'd like to get the lady a drink, you say yes, lady orders a $40 drink. *MOST* of the time, it's either a drunk customer or an inexperienced…

$20 per dance is pretty standard - $1 for stage shows, $5 if you get some personal attention during a stage show. also be ready to spend $14 for a bottle of heineken, and $20-40 to walk in the door.

Ugh. This is pretty... tonedeaf. At parts I was like "yea feminist sister in arms" and other times I was like "omggg noooo."

Also, anecdotally, I actually once went with a male friend who wasn't tipping the dancers and I fucking lost it at him. What kind of moron thinks he just gets to sit around? Oh, you paid a…