The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

Assholes are assholes and will always find a way to be so, I guess. I once had a guy tell me to pick the green olives out of his pasta (our olives are a sliced mix of green and black—not something you can really sift through) and threaten to have me fired when I pointed out that it was the lunch rush, there were 30…

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior.

Monogrammed Thermosery

That's all you got?

Louboutins cost more.

I dunno. It seems a bit like... requiring figure skaters to wear helmets. Or forcing pole dancers to use safety nets. The performer should have the right to choose what they feel is right for them. They're not idiots and they know the risks. They're more likely to get killed on the drive over to the set than they are…

So is the injury from wearing condoms for hours.

It's a little more complicated than what your everyday dude likes when watching porn. Most performers are against them for safety, health, and choice reasons - especially female performers. Filming scenes can take hours, and condoms increase friction, micro tears, and pain in the vagina and anus. This means female…

i actually read an interview somewhere (i cant recall where. I know, vague as fuck) where a female perfomer said that condoms actually do more harm than good. Most shoots have so many takes the lube wears off and tends to cause sores and bleeding, and then break and increases the risk of STI transmission, not to…

If this man complains about your hair, I'd love to hear what he says about the ridiculous middle age white lady bouffant updos you see in Texas. (Probably nothing, because he's a racist asshole.)

Nah, if people left phones in my cab, I'd look through the numbers if I could for a landline or spouse and call them, because if I actually got a hold of someone, they'd always pay me really well to bring it back. Otherwise, I'd turn it into dispatch.

I cannot decide which is creepiest:

:( This. I am a huge original bratz defender, and it's true - Bratz make a lot of adults uncomfortable because THEY project their own versions of hypersexualization on the dolls while kids do not. There were some terrible PR choices made of course - the "naughty/nice" babyz was clearly a bad idea. I will say…

Here's the problem: "I would like to substitute in rice for the fries, please" is very, VERY different from "I order off-menu." They have starkly different connotations. If your "ordering off-menu" consists of asking to swap a side, even if it's a side that isn't technically listed (but that the place has), that's…

If someone brings their own food, then gets sick, then tries to sue your restaurant, how do you determine who is responsible for the sickness? Strict rigidity in this type of things is likely purely for liability purposes. If you only serve your own food you at least have some control how it's prepared; outside food…

Yeah, servers DEFINITELY hate you.

Ok so I don't know if this is absurd or o star yelp review worthy, but I went to a coffee shop and ordered a cappuccino. I'm the only person in the place. The lady brings me the cappuccino and as she's putting it down a hair falls from her head into the cappuccino. I look at the hair and look at her. She looks at…

THERE IS PRESEDENCE FOR THE 'BRING YOUR OWN FOOD' STORY FROM SARA!

My husband and I were at a restaurant with a large menu when a normal 30 something couple comes in. They both sit on the same side of the booth and the woman starts reading the menu to her male companion. She reads the title, description then price for all of the appetizers. I assumed he was blind, couldn't read,…