I’m shouting into the void because I never get out of the grays... but this is a dumb thing to complain about. Or I’m missing obvious sarcasm.

How about this...make a movie that people want to see? I know, absurd and all...but Hollywood continues to make the same dumb mistakes over and over...Ghostbusters failure was predictable from day 1...if your hook is “now with women!” you’ve already failed because a hook is not why people go to movies...Just make a…

Just so all the Jezzers are clear - Ghostbusters is good because women and Suicide is Squad is bad because Jared Leto (man). Got it? Great!

You were taking notes on your phone in a movie theater? You are not a bad mom, just a bad person.

Not acknowledging that there are benefits to athletics at all makes me discredit your opinion.

Drumpf said the Cincinnati Zoo “probably had no choice” in the killing of a gorilla in May. The jury is actually out on this one.

Step 1: offensive headline
Step 2: goofy Trump picture
Step 3: same jokes everyone has been making for months
Step 4: Profit
Step 5: Pay Hogan

these articles write themselves. Gawker staff pretty much has the summer off while they pretend that they are mad at the guy for giving them something to talk about

If he wanted to use an app to get access to balls, shouldn’t he have used Grindr?

Why Black Knights? Why not Las Vegas Knights? Now that I write it is sounds like an all-mall nude review at Excalibur.

Errrr...wasn’t it a Jezebel writer (I’m forgetting which one) who wrote an entire post about this topic without any clue that BL was referencing the Sir Mix-a-lot song?

That is not socialism, that’s just taxation. Funding of a baseball stadium, roads, and the military are forms of governments services in which the government establishes taxation in order to pay for that infrastructure. Socialism is where the means of production is controlled by the government, and then the profits of…

Again - those are public services. Provision of public services does not equate to socialism.

Why, exactly, would you like him any less after those comments? I really want to see you actually write the words justifying your comment.

That dirty SOB WORKING all his life to become rich and being old enough to witness Socialist countries collapsing!! Who does he think he is commenting how great it is to work your way to success instead of keeping an individuals ceiling their floor.

“But her apology isn’t going to do anything for your life.”

Look, the authorities were screwed if they did, screwed if they didn’t.

Everybody’s a perfect parent on the internet.

I want to know what any one of these fucking lunatics would have done if it was their child in the gorilla enclosure. I truly am devastated that the he had to be killed. It’s awful. But between that and a child being ripped to shreds while dozens of people looked on, I’m going with shoot the gorilla.

I’ll probably get shit for pulling this out of the gray BUT:

I have a truly honest, non-trolling question.